Sep/100
Beautiful Women Jokes
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window…
Aug/100
Funny Jokes about Women
One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
Aug/100
Funny Women Joke
Q)What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A)Divorced
Q: Why did God invent yeast infections?
A: So that women too would know what it’s like to live with an irritating cunt!
Aug/100
Old People Jokes
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
Apr/100
Dirty Italian Joke
An Italian man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table. …Alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she will be his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly takes it to her saying who it came from. She looks at the bottle and decides to send a note over to the man. The note said “For me to accept this bottle, you must have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank , and 7 inches in your pants..” After reading the note, the man sends one back to her and it read: “Just so you know, I have a Ferrari testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560 sel, I have over 20 million in the bank, but not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off 3 inches! Just send the bottle back
Apr/100
dirty jokes humor
Q)What does a Tampon, a Maxie pad, and Saddam hosain all have in common?
A)They all Irratate Bush.
Q)Whats warm and soft, when you go to bed, and hard, and stiff in the morning
A)Vomit