Oct/090
Viagra emails
I get a hundred e-mails a day wanting me to buy Viagra. Clearly, the online Viagra people know something about my penis that I don’t.
Oct/090
Rush Limbaugh arrest
Last weekend Rush Limbaugh was arrested at an airport because he had illegal Viagra.
So apparently, Dick Cheney isn’t the only Republican who’s locked and loaded.
Oct/090
Osama stood up
OSAMA BIN LADEN has been captured.
The Americans heard he was hiding in a field. So they sprayed it with VIAGRA and the prick stood up!
Oct/090
Artificial Vagina
A man goes into a chemist’s and starts talking to the pharmacist.
The pharmacist asks the guy if he has seen the shop’s newest product, The Artificial Vagina.
Oct/090
Generic name
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names – a trade name and a generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known anaproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
Oct/090
Hows the wife?
A man goes to his doctors and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, “Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?”