Apr/100
Dirty Italian Joke
An Italian man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table. …Alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she will be his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly takes it to her saying who it came from. She looks at the bottle and decides to send a note over to the man. The note said “For me to accept this bottle, you must have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank , and 7 inches in your pants..” After reading the note, the man sends one back to her and it read: “Just so you know, I have a Ferrari testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560 sel, I have over 20 million in the bank, but not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off 3 inches! Just send the bottle back
Apr/100
dirty jokes humor
Q)What does a Tampon, a Maxie pad, and Saddam hosain all have in common?
A)They all Irratate Bush.
Q)Whats warm and soft, when you go to bed, and hard, and stiff in the morning
A)Vomit
Apr/100
Boobs with text
(.)(.) Nice boobs
>> pointy boobs
(o)(o) ample boobs
(O)(O) Ophra Boobs
(q)(q) Boobs with Tassels
(*)(*) Boobs with Paties
(O)(o) crooked boobs
(#)(#) edited Boobs
(C)(C) Boobs with big nipples
(c)(c) Boobs with small nipples
()() Boobs with no nipples
(=D)(=D) Boobs with Penis’s
(^)(^) Perkey Boobs
(X)(X) X-rated Boobs
(Q)(Q) More boobs with tassels
(-)(-) small Nipple boobs
[-][-] robot boobs
Oct/090
Why dicks suck
Why it sucks being a dick!
10. You’ve got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
Oct/090
Stiff neck
Q: Did you hear about the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly?
A: He got a stiff neck
Oct/090
An Egyptian
An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.