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Keep the sheets off
A man goes on vacation to the Caribbean, quickly falls asleep on the sand and ends up with a wicked sunburn.
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Wet Shoes
A ninety eight year old gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra.
The doctor said: “That’s no problem. How many do you want?”
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Viagra emails
I get a hundred e-mails a day wanting me to buy Viagra. Clearly, the online Viagra people know something about my penis that I don’t.
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Rush Limbaugh arrest
Last weekend Rush Limbaugh was arrested at an airport because he had illegal Viagra.
So apparently, Dick Cheney isn’t the only Republican who’s locked and loaded.
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Osama stood up
OSAMA BIN LADEN has been captured.
The Americans heard he was hiding in a field. So they sprayed it with VIAGRA and the prick stood up!