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		<title>Dirty Italian Joke</title>
		<description><![CDATA[An Italian man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table. &#8230;Alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she will be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>dirty jokes humor</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q)What does a Tampon, a Maxie pad, and Saddam hosain all have in common?
A)They all Irratate Bush.
Q)Whats warm and soft, when you go to bed, and hard, and stiff in the morning
A)Vomit

Q)Why do women have foreheads?
A)So men have a place to kiss them after a Blowjob
Q)What kind of file do you use to make a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.adult-joke.com/318</link>
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		<title>Boobs with text</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(.)(.) Nice boobs
 >>    pointy boobs
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(q)(q) Boobs with Tassels
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 ()()  Boobs with no nipples
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(^)(^) Perkey Boobs
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		<title>Why dicks suck</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why it sucks being a dick!
10. You&#8217;ve got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.

8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stiff neck</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: Did you hear about the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly?
A: He got a stiff neck 
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		<title>An Egyptian</title>
		<description><![CDATA[An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.

&#8220;No, not worth it!&#8221;
&#8220;OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?&#8221;
&#8220;No, not worth it!&#8221;
&#8220;OK, 20?&#8221;
&#8220;No, not worth it!&#8221;
&#8220;How about 10?&#8221;
&#8220;No, not worth it!&#8221;
&#8220;Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Special Viagra</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into a chemist and says to the bloke behind the counter,
&#8216;Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I&#8217;ve never had three girls at once and I need something to keep me horny&#8230; keep me potent.&#8217;

The chemist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box [...]]]></description>
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