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Camping

Three couples went out camping. The three husbands stayed in one tent and the three wives stayed in the other.

Bigger means dumber

A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why.

Supersex

A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.

As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say “Supersex.”

Repairman

The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his eyes off of her.

Every time she came in the room, he’d near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.

Brave Soldier

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier.

Rubber on the end

A husband and a wife are waiting at the bus stop, and with them are their nine children.

A blind man joins them after a few minutes.