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Milking it

The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
All alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were blue,
I knew just what
She wanted to do.

Call for a doctor

It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection.

Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, so a woman rushed to help him.

I’m sorry Ma’am

A man is in a hotel lobby and wants to ask the desk clerk a question.

As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him, and as he does his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.

Sex on the back seat

A guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the back seat and they make love. The girl wants it again and the guy obliges her. She wants more and they do it again.

Oldies Gettin Kinky

One day grandpa says to grandma “Why don’t we go to the motel like we used to do when we were young and get kinky?”

First Time ?

A guy was walking down the street when a hooker approached him and said, “Say, wanna have a good time?”