Sep/090
Over the counter
Woman: Can I get Viagra here?
Pharmacist: Yes.
Woman: Can I get it over the counter?
Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can!
Sep/090
Viagra as diet pill
One morning a long-wed couple were in an amourous embrace and the wife says: “Honey, that Viagra is so wonderful, let me fix us a nice full breakfast… eggs, bacon, toast…”
The husband says: “No, I’m not hungry, the viagra takes away my appetite.”
Sep/090
Sex Pills
There once was a man who could not keep it going with his wife.
He went to the doctor who gave him some sex pills. There was a label on the bottle that said “Take one pill for a great night.” The man thought that he wanted a stupendous night so he downed the whole bottle.
Sep/090
Diary
DEAR DIARY
Day 1.
Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate.
When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in
the bathroom and cried.
Sep/090
Viagra for Gramps
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, “Where are you going?”
Sep/090
Viagra cut into four
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said “That`s no problem. How many do you want?”