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That hungry!!!

I was just visiting some friends who have a real working farm.

I was watching this one rooster chasing after this hen, when the friend’s wife came out to feed them.

Great inventions

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.

At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven.”

Just say “Moo”

A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem.

Season pass

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.”

Man my life sucks

A cucumber, pickle and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.

A gift for his lady

A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girlfriend’s birthday.

As they had only started dating, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note, personal, but not too personal.