19
Aug/09
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That hungry!!!

I was just visiting some friends who have a real working farm.

I was watching this one rooster chasing after this hen, when the friend’s wife came out to feed them.

18
Aug/09
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Great inventions

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.

At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven.”

17
Aug/09
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Just say “Moo”

A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem.

16
Aug/09
0

Season pass

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.”

15
Aug/09
0

Man my life sucks

A cucumber, pickle and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.

14
Aug/09
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A gift for his lady

A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girlfriend’s birthday.

As they had only started dating, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note, personal, but not too personal.