Aug/090
Take off what!!!
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice.
He had always hated Math, so, he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.
Aug/090
First hand job
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him.
Aug/090
Garage door
Noticing that her boss’s fly was open, an embarrassed secretary told him as she left the office, “Your garage door is open.”
Aug/090
Excuses!
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse.
Aug/090
Sergeants
Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants.
Not long after, they’re out for a walk and Leroys says, “Hey, Jasper, there’s the NCO Club. Let’s you and me stop in.”
Aug/090
Car accident
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.
She was thrilled at the speed.
“If I do 200 mph, will you take off your clothes?” he asked.