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The Card Game

Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave’s wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, “Did you see anything under the table that you liked?”

Little Johnny

Little Johnnie sees his Daddy’s car passing the play-ground and go into the woods.

Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a ‘Passionate Embrace’.

Somebody Coming

A guy moves into an apartment complex.

He’s putting his name on his mailbox when he hears a door open in the hall.

Little Package

Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

Deathbed

A man lies on his deathbed surrounded by his family, a weeping wife and four children.

Three of the children are tall, good-looking and athletic, but the fourth and the youngest is an ugly runt.

I’ve learned…

…that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.