Jul/090
Running in the woods
A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint.
He runs up the Giraffe and says, “Hey, Giraffe. You shouldn’t do that. Think of your health. You should come running in the woods instead!”
Jul/090
$100,000 Quiz
Jane was a first time contestant on the $100,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize.
Jul/090
Johnny Deeper
A little boy was being bad in class and the teacher asked to see him after school. He stayed there and was sundenly puting moves on the teacher. The teacher hasnt had any in a while so they start to have sex. Whlie they were doing it the Johnnys family came in. The mom screams, “JOHNNY DEEPER!!”. The dad screams, “JOHNNY DEEPER!!!!”. The sister walks in and goes , “JOHNNY DEEPER, JOHNNY DEEPER, JOHNNY DEEPER!!!!”. He screams, “IM TRY’N, IM TRY’N!!”
Jul/090
Oral Sex frogs
A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet.
As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: `Oral Sex` frogs! Only $20 each! Money back guarantee!! (Comes with complete instructions).
Jul/090
Aaaaa
A man walks into a Doctors office and puts a note on the table in front of the Doctor. The note says: “I can’t talk, help me!”
Jul/090
Breaking up
A soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.