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Kings daughter

Three men want to marry the king’s most beautiful daughter.

The king agrees to give them a chance, but they must perform three difficult tasks: defeat an ogre, turn lead to gold, and screw a cow.

Good in bed

There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements.

Don’t lie to Mom

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.

Stress relief

An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk totally stressed out.

This ones yours!

One day the husband comes home to his wife and she says to him, “Honey, honey, I need twenty dollars I have to go out and buy some meat.”

Rotten eggs

A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs.

The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey, Gus, do we have any more eggs?”