Jul/090
New Hooker
The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.
Jul/090
Toast
Tommy is a young boy, just potty trained. When he goes to the bathroom though, Tommy manages to hit everything but the toilet.
Jul/090
Tax Return
There was a man who computed his taxes for 2005 & found that he owed $3407. He packaged up his payment and included this letter:
Jul/090
Lucky frog
A man is telling a story… “I was playing golf, and even though I am usually a pretty good player, I was playing horribly that day.
Jul/090
Brothel Arrest
A young woman was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, didn’t want her grandmother to know. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young woman.
Jul/090
As wide as
A couple had been married 10 years.
One afternoon, they were working in the garden together.
As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said “Hey honey, you’re getting fat. Your butt is huge. I’ll bet it’s as wide as the gas grill.”