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Open Wider

There was a couple going at it for the first time, and after a while, the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider.

Nudist Colony

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.

Grandpa Dies

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother.

When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, “He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!”

Camel Time

There was a tour bus in Egypt that stopped in the middle of a town square.

The tourists are all shopping at the little stands surrounding the square.

Superman

At the end of a long crime fighting day, Superman decides he needs to relax for a few hours, so he rings spiderman to see if he’d like to go out for a drink.

New partition

Business was good at the local whorehouse and the madam decided to partition one of larger rooms. After the work was complete the carpenter asked for payment but was put off.