Oct/090
Housekeeper
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home.
He calls her on the phone, and says, “I’ll be home in an hour.”
Oct/090
Viagra quickies 2
A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: “Oh, $40 a year isn’t too bad.”
Oct/090
Appetite
A woman asks her husband, “Would you like bacon and eggs for your breakfast?”
He declines, saying, “It’s the Viagra. It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”
Oct/090
Rolling out of bed
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.
“How are you, grandpa?” he asks.
Sep/090
Over the counter
Woman: Can I get Viagra here?
Pharmacist: Yes.
Woman: Can I get it over the counter?
Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can!
Sep/090
Viagra as diet pill
One morning a long-wed couple were in an amourous embrace and the wife says: “Honey, that Viagra is so wonderful, let me fix us a nice full breakfast… eggs, bacon, toast…”
The husband says: “No, I’m not hungry, the viagra takes away my appetite.”