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An Egyptian

An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.

Special Viagra

A man walks into a chemist and says to the bloke behind the counter,

‘Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I’ve never had three girls at once and I need something to keep me horny… keep me potent.’

At the Pharmacy

Woman: Can I get Viagra here?

Pharmacist: Yes.

Woman: Can I get it over the counter?

Pharmacist: If you give me one of them, you can!

Viagra user dies

A man dies “in the act” after taking viagra and rigor mortis has set into his private parts.

The funeral director can’t get the coffin lid nailed on and has to discuss the alternatives with the man’s beautiful young widow. “I’m afraid that the only way to get the lid on is either to pay another $3,000 for an extra large coffin or to amputate his member.”

Niagara and Viagra

What’s the difference between Niagara and Viagra?

Niagara Falls!

Wet Shoes

A ninety eight year old gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra.

The doctor said: “That’s no problem. How many do you want?”