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I’m sorry Ma’am

A man is in a hotel lobby and wants to ask the desk clerk a question.

As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him, and as he does his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.

Sex on the back seat

A guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the back seat and they make love. The girl wants it again and the guy obliges her. She wants more and they do it again.

Oldies Gettin Kinky

One day grandpa says to grandma “Why don’t we go to the motel like we used to do when we were young and get kinky?”

First Time ?

A guy was walking down the street when a hooker approached him and said, “Say, wanna have a good time?”

Camping

Three couples went out camping. The three husbands stayed in one tent and the three wives stayed in the other.

Bigger means dumber

A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why.