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Why dicks suck
Why it sucks being a dick!
10. You’ve got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
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Stiff neck
Q: Did you hear about the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly?
A: He got a stiff neck
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Keep the sheets off
A man goes on vacation to the Caribbean, quickly falls asleep on the sand and ends up with a wicked sunburn.
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Generic name
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names – a trade name and a generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known anaproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
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Hows the wife?
A man goes to his doctors and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, “Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?”