and she points to the display.

He looks at her and tells her, “I’m sorry, I’m not allowed to sell that to blondes.”

So the blonde, all ticked off, walks out of the store.

An hour later, she walks back into the same store with a black wig on. She walks up to the salesman and says, “I want to buy that T.V.”

and she points to the display.

He looks at her and said, “I’m sorry, but I already told you we can’t sell that to blondes.”

So she walks out of the store mad again without a T.V.

A few weeks later she gets a makeover, new hair color and everything, and she walks back into that electronics store. She walks up to the salesman and says, “I want to buy that T.V.”

and points to the display.

The salesman shakes his head and tells her, “I told you twice already, I can’t sell that to blondes.”

The blonde looks at him and says, “How do you know that I’m a blonde?”

He looks at her and states, “Because, that’s a microwave.”

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”

The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?”
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.
The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”

The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

“You’re finished already?” he asked.
“Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.
“Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

“And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”